Mike Tyson is launching a “world tour”… in Youngstown, Ohio. I’ve got much midwest love and the Ohio Commitment, but launching a “world tour” in Youngstown? But wait, there’s more. You can’t make this sh*t up:

At a news conference at an Italian restaurant, Tyson said he would likely go just four rounds and that future stops on the tour might include bouts with women, possibly professional boxer Ann Wolfe.

Wolfe, from Waco, Texas, is 21-1 with 15 knockouts.

“She’s such a prominent, dominant woman in the boxing field,” Tyson said.

When asked if he was joking about fighting women, Tyson said, “I’m very serious.”