No, not the soon-to-be former San Francisco left-fielder. Actual bonds.
I’ve been using an online asset allocator to balance my portfolio. And of course, it recommends a hefty allocation of bonds (19%, if you’re curious). But in this current environment, is there ANY reason to invest in bonds?
Bonds return an average of what, say 6-7%? I’m guessing here. Meanwhile, CASH returns 5% right now, which is pretty darn good. Sure, bonds add diversity and lower vol, but they’re still somewhat positively correlated with stocks, while cash has almost no vol and zero correlation to the market.

So I’m asking you: Shouldn’t I just invest my bond allocation in Citibank e-Savings? I’m really asking. (And if the answer is still No, then which ETF?)