Asian-themed T-shirts
http://muckittees.com/
Clogger would like:
http://muckittees.com/products/Male/Cultural/3153.htm
If you speak any Korean, the “Gobble Jee Mah” (phonetic spelling of a phrase translated, “Don’t horse around”) and “Goh Choo” (phonetic spelling of a word that means either “pepper” or “penis”) are pretty amusing.
Bwahahaha. I have to get one of those.